I no like you no more!

So one night I had spent 2 glorious hours at walmart. It was late and I was alone. I took my time gathering up all the stuff that I don't have time to usually get. I had a cart full of great things I had been meaning to pick up for the last few months. Right when I was heading to purchase my goods, I saw smoke everywhere.
Some teenagers had set a rack of clothes on fire! As Walmart tried to rush me out, I tried to convince them why it was necessary for me to checkout even if it meant risking smoke inhalation. I would use self checkout if needed.
They didn't care that I had spent 20 minutes weighing the pros and cons of several shampoos. They didn't care that I rummaged through the discount aisle for 15 minutes or that I finally remembered to pick up that patch to fix the hole in my favorite jeans. They didn't care that I had a cart full of odds and ends that could never be replaced with 3 children in  tow. They didn't care that I seriously did not want to leave!!

So I took one last look at the goods I would never own, and slowly walked away. I camped out in my car for a good hour and a half before realizing they weren't going to let me in any time soon...that and the fact that my milk had been sitting in my cart for a good 2 hours and there was no way I wanted it now. So I left in defeat. Stinking teenagers.

 "I no like you no more"

{bahahahaha}